By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 18:26 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my husband got some junk mail. My grandma brought the mail in and let my 5-year-old open it because it was just junk. It turns out it was a catalog from an adult toys shop. FML
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davidpropert 32

Sounds like your kid saw some real "Junk" ;)

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ilovesoccer1610 31

Have fun explaining to your kid what everything is

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laurellkawes 31

You don't just "happen" to get those kinds of magazines out of nowhere. So, after your son saw it, what did you guys order?

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kirkaygri 18

Or what do they have in the bedroom from a past order that got them on the mailing list? ;)

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mr_sarcastic416 29

strapon for mom and lacey bra & panties for him

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heartofhannah 28

Must be related to you, seeing as you didn't even read the FML properly.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Oh my...hopefully you were able to distract your kid before they could make you awkwardly explain to them what those were for.

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nickie_94 18

That's why the mail should be checked anyway. You never know what you could be sent.

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GabbyPLluch88 13

Lovely grandma... wish you the best while talking with your kid about it

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EarlFug 19

Can't wait to hear what shows up next attn: Grandma

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Halfass 8

Tell your kid those toys are fake lightsabers, oversized retarded barbie dolls, pokeballs, and dragonballs.

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writerchic85 25

Mommy mommy I want that big giant pink light saber for Christmas! It even hums!

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NickACD 27

The humming is a result of the toy. Ba dum tss

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angiemarie96 25

#24 no shit sherlock, I thought it was grandpa's vibrating dentures in the background

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peteto818 28

Five year old isn't that young but probably not old enough either to understand what those toys are. I think you're save for now.

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