FML : Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his...

Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TMI - / Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:36 / United States

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By DrAwesome | 6

#460836 - Thursday 6 August 2009 2:10

Well, at least they were kinky... Otherwise, this would be weird.

By missmeliss0309 | 0

#460676 - Thursday 6 August 2009 1:22

how are they a perv? they are required to open the mail...
O_O

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By DemonicAngel151 | 0

#460609 - Thursday 6 August 2009 1:07

KumoFF7 | 3

#460907 - Thursday 6 August 2009 2:39

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boysxrulex09 | 0

#460917 - Thursday 6 August 2009 2:42

yum? the kinkier, the better

ReasonsToFly | 0

#461394 - Thursday 6 August 2009 5:51

First time I've seen porn spammed on here.

kingofstuff | 0

#461688 - Thursday 6 August 2009 8:50

YDI for eating salami out of a bowl.

Uber_G33k | 0

#468003 - Saturday 8 August 2009 2:48

Umm... what?

ipwnnoobz | 0

#893641 - Friday 26 February 2010 9:46

epic win if it was an email which is obviously not the case but roflcopter anyway

By Calaura9 | 0

#460634 - Thursday 6 August 2009 1:12

You could have taped it closed you perv.

missmeliss0309 | 0

#460676 - Thursday 6 August 2009 1:22

how are they a perv? they are required to open the mail...
O_O

pipsqueak2099 | 0

#460823 - Thursday 6 August 2009 2:04

How does that make him a perv in anyway?

andie_lala | 0

#460916 - Thursday 6 August 2009 2:42

We don't do any shipping out of that office so there was no packing tape available. Believe me, I looked.

sydharks | 0

#3959998 - Sunday 29 January 2012 5:25

You could have realized it was an accident.

By LewJH | 0

#460641 - Thursday 6 August 2009 1:14

I don't really think you should've opened it considering it was intended to be delivered to his home - it might be something, personal.

Mvibes | 0

#460749 - Thursday 6 August 2009 1:39

Cant you read? He said "I didnt notice until i had opened it."

If its got the right name who looks to see if the adress is right?

andie_lala | 0

#460927 - Thursday 6 August 2009 2:44

His home address is only one digit difference from the work address and it was in a stack of work-related boxes from UPS. Super easy to not notice it had been delivered to the wrong place, so lay off. If I'd noticed it was for the other address I wouldn't have opened it.

kingcaper817 | 14

#6022957 - Wednesday 30 July 2014 2:46

He didn't know that it was supposed to go to his home before he opened it

By inflagranti | 0

#460642 - Thursday 6 August 2009 1:14

maybe theres a way you can get something out of this, just sayin'

ugotmilk | 0

#460997 - Thursday 6 August 2009 3:10

teehee, blackmail him for it, it just might work, if not ouch, besides, maybe you can ask for a 3-way with his wife?

MyzticHydra | 0

#461843 - Thursday 6 August 2009 9:33

hmm only guys would think like that what if shes straight and doesnt like being bi? unless her boss is one sexy devil then i would understand the threeway other than that i doubt she would try it also you can get sued for blackmail