Today, my husband got some junk mail. My grandma brought the mail in and let my 5-year-old open it because it was just junk. It turns out it was a catalog from an adult toys shop. FML
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Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
Today, I received a Playboy magazine that I never ordered, and now my husband won't stop laughing at me or calling me a closet heterosexual. FML
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Today, I received a package at work. Thinking it was something I ordered, I opened it in front of my coworkers. It was a gift from my grandmother: a giant pink, “I Love My Grandson” T-shirt. The worst part? They insisted I put it on and take a picture to send to her. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
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Top comments
davidpropert 32
Sounds like your kid saw some real "Junk" ;)
ilovesoccer1610 31
Have fun explaining to your kid what everything is
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Comments (59)
Awgie 7
Can you send me the magazine???
Kate_1374 17
it wasn't junk mail, it was mail for your junk
Jord_Fox 14
Guess it's time to explain the birds and the bees...
Dexter83_fml 17
"Awww look at the cute bunny rabbit"
saffy66 34
Grandma deserves it for opening someone else's mail - or giving it to a child to do so. That's actually a federal offence in most places.
ImaginaryLight 19
It wasn't an accident for Grandma, she knew it was meant for the husband. It is only illegal if you open it knowingly or if you discard it.
aabhasj 20
that's not good how your child opened it but on the contrary you should be thankful cz it would have been way more awkward if your grandma wudve opened it.
shuttfup 17
YDI for being signed up to receive such filth! no child should see something like that. you're a bad parent for exposing them to that! get your toys off the Internet like everyone else or don't get them at all!
coolbeans26 12
Wow judgy mcjudgerson take a ******* breath and hop down off your high horse.
Gingerwithasoul 6
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Singularity01 9
Someone obviously hasn't gotten laid in a while.
theamazingd 17
Nobody said they signed up for the catalog, and it was the grandma who gave the kid the mail, not the parents. Read the fml entirely before going off on the OP.
The_Unlucky1 19
I guess it was "junk mail"
mr_sarcastic416 29
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TCKM416 15
"Junk" Mail