Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
To be fair and balanced…
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Bad news
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Classic mistake
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Loud and clear
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
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Pleonasm 36
"Honey, can't you see I'm on a date here? Don't be so selfish! It's always about "Me, me, me." Can't you just let a guy have a nice time with his girl without getting calls every five minutes from his needy wife? *to the date, away from phone* the nerve of that woman..."
DocBastard 40
You should start seeing other people too - divorce lawyers.
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Comments (81)
wildsweetchild 19
Holy smokes..that man has no respect for you whatsoever ! It's time to stand up for yourself and out of self-respect dump him. People will treat you the way you let them treat you...so you go girl! Show him what he'd lost!
DocBastard 40
You should start seeing other people too - divorce lawyers.
cheertrombonist 9
Oh, snap!
BadKitty13 28
DIVORCE THE SCUMBAG !!
QueenSaru 28
Not defending the OP's husband if he indeed was cheating, but how does the OP know it was a 'date'? If your spouse is cheating, they're not likely to answer the phone with, "Honey, can you call me back later, I'm at the movies on a date with Susan right now." Is it possible he was having lunch/dinner with a friend? A co-worker? If he IS cheating, then definitely DTMF, but I would honestly make sure you have all the information correct before leaping to conclusions.
LovesSushi 25
I really want to know how that conversation went. Did he actually tell you he was on a date, or did he accidentally answer the phone and you heard some inappropriate noises?
Enslaved 38
He answered his phone and admitted to being on a date?
mephistoslayer 9
wow :D
mirokuboy2 20
Should change the house locks and leave divorce papers attached to the door for him to see.
Metallica36176 16
I read that as: He got pissed for interrupting the date. As. in, he answered the damn phone in the middle of it, casually? Excuse me, I'm very tired but is that correct how I read it? What the hell is wrong.with him?
perdix 31
Have fun with your open marriage! It usually easier for women to get laid than it is for men, so you should be able to rack up big numbers and beat the crap out of him.
TxCountryBeauty 10
Theres a party for that!! Have fun while you're still young enough to:)