By seth7_ - 18/01/2014 07:14 - United States - Dunedin
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In the process of training, he's a puppy though. My wife was supposed to be watching him but something came up.
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Yum. In all seriousness, open every window/door possible to let it air out and turn off the AC!
That's also going to be fun to clean... Not to get into detail here but if it's wet enough to slip through vent slots... It probably slid down the vent drafts... Into places you can't really clean!
he wouldn't have to clean anything if he was responsible and took the time before work to take the dog out.
#50 that's an assumption on your part. I have a small dog and although I take her out every morning to pee, she doesn't poop until after she has eaten and by then I am already gone for the day. She uses a puppy pad during the time I am gone because, well, she has a little bladder. OP's dog could have done it because it is sick (hope for his sake that it isn't) or it was an aberration. Just because a dog does something wrong doesn't mean the owner is not a good one.
He's a puppy, what do you expect?
That comment was aimed at #50^
fresh baked dog loaf.
Shit Happens.
Shit comments happen too.
Wow, does your dog shit cinnamon rolls, Op?
Ugh. Animals can be such animals sometimes.
My dog did this too :(
Well at least it smells good...
Can't tell if you're attempting to be sarcastic or just stupid...
Let's just go with stupid.
The FML states " Now the whole house smells so good"
#52 - pretty sure you're the only one who took that sentence seriously. when would dog poop ever smell good?
#60 that's the joke...
#65, It's not really a good joke if you just repeat what the FML says, dumbfuck
#66 lets not get hasty.
i thought jokes were supposed to be funny?
I typed "smells like shit" but they censored it. I think I like the censored version a bit better though.
Well shit... Hope you can get things cleaned up quick...or invest in some air fresheners...
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That stinks.
This is why you should crate train your dog.
Don't know why this is getting thumbed down. As somebody that's becoming a vet, I spend a lot of time with animals, including my own dogs. I have one golden retriever that behaves extremely well whether I'm home or not. However, my other golden has A LOT of energy, and when I'm not home, she destroys the house (ripping cushions, moving furniture, ect.) out of boredom. I have to put her in her crate when I leave so that she doesn't do this. She loves it. She just plays with her toys the whole time. I don't even have to force her to go in it. She'll even go in sometimes when I'm home. If OP properly trains their dog, then it should be no problem doing this when they're not home.
In the process of training, he's a puppy though. My wife was supposed to be watching him but something came up.
That overused pun is even shittier.
Blaming it on the dog only works with farts.
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Yum. In all seriousness, open every window/door possible to let it air out and turn off the AC!
Ugh. Animals can be such animals sometimes.