Ahhh but that would get rid of that fine smell of "eu de shit" though!

That's also going to be fun to clean... Not to get into detail here but if it's wet enough to slip through vent slots... It probably slid down the vent drafts... Into places you can't really clean!

he wouldn't have to clean anything if he was responsible and took the time before work to take the dog out.

Don't you mean, "EWWW de s***"?

#50 that's an assumption on your part. I have a small dog and although I take her out every morning to pee, she doesn't poop until after she has eaten and by then I am already gone for the day. She uses a puppy pad during the time I am gone because, well, she has a little bladder. OP's dog could have done it because it is sick (hope for his sake that it isn't) or it was an aberration. Just because a dog does something wrong doesn't mean the owner is not a good one.

He's a puppy, what do you expect?

That comment was aimed at #50^

Shit Happens.

Shit comments happen too.

In all honesty, #21, "shit happens" is far more acceptable than "that's a shituation/shitty situation."

Wow, does your dog shit cinnamon rolls, Op?

Can't tell if you're attempting to be sarcastic or just stupid...

Let's just go with stupid.

The FML states " Now the whole house smells so good"

#52 - pretty sure you're the only one who took that sentence seriously. when would dog poop ever smell good?

#60 that's the joke...

#65, It's not really a good joke if you just repeat what the FML says, dumbfuck

#66 lets not get hasty.

i thought jokes were supposed to be funny?

I typed "smells like shit" but they censored it. I think I like the censored version a bit better though.

It's not an investment when it isn't supposed to make money for you on returns. English, motherfucker.

Invest, by definition, can mean: informal buy (something) whose usefulness will repay the cost. synonyms: purchase, buy, procure More English, motherfucker.

Literally.

Don't know why this is getting thumbed down. As somebody that's becoming a vet, I spend a lot of time with animals, including my own dogs. I have one golden retriever that behaves extremely well whether I'm home or not. However, my other golden has A LOT of energy, and when I'm not home, she destroys the house (ripping cushions, moving furniture, ect.) out of boredom. I have to put her in her crate when I leave so that she doesn't do this. She loves it. She just plays with her toys the whole time. I don't even have to force her to go in it. She'll even go in sometimes when I'm home. If OP properly trains their dog, then it should be no problem doing this when they're not home.

I agree. One of my family dogs chews things even when we are home, so we put her in her crate when we leave. That way, she can't mess up the house or eat something that could make her sick.

In the process of training, he's a puppy though. My wife was supposed to be watching him but something came up.

No all dogs can be crate trained though.

That overused pun is even shittier.