MyLife
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
DefiantBaka
Stony Plain, Canada
Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Niva
San Jose, United States
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Anonymous
To be fair and balanced…
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Anonymous
Moradabad, India
Bad news
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
FuhedUp
Classic mistake
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Anonymous
Loud and clear
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Mel
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
notahomewrecker
United States
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Top comments
Pleonasm 36
"Honey, can't you see I'm on a date here? Don't be so selfish! It's always about "Me, me, me." Can't you just let a guy have a nice time with his girl without getting calls every five minutes from his needy wife? *to the date, away from phone* the nerve of that woman..."
DocBastard 40
You should start seeing other people too - divorce lawyers.
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Comments (81)
K92 13
Op I hope you aren't ok with this and that you file for divorce.
yoyoyowhatup 11
Wait, then what is seeing other people supposed to mean?
Epikouros 32
If he answered the phone while having sex, his date should dump him, too.
pinkgreenblue 1
I'm sorry. He sounds like a worthless douche bag.
DeBoss 8
What a tool....
eaglerob 20
Time to take his ass out on a date with your boot.
misslifeguard 7
Do the same back and get divorce papers ready
xRezSynn 15
Douche.
Zebediabolical 45
The worst part is the asshole answers his phone during his dates. What a dick!
Satoaoi 13
that's when you dump all his shit on the porch and say oh I'm sorry do you live here or with your gf you were just on a date with