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Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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Pleonasm 36

"Honey, can't you see I'm on a date here? Don't be so selfish! It's always about "Me, me, me." Can't you just let a guy have a nice time with his girl without getting calls every five minutes from his needy wife? *to the date, away from phone* the nerve of that woman..."

DocBastard 40

You should start seeing other people too - divorce lawyers.

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DanielleinDC 34

Hey, if hubby wants to have an open marriage you should make sure that applies to you too. If he wants you to be faithful but wants to be able to screw around, DTMFA.

rainyeatsbrainzz 3

Woah. that's pretty terrible.. o:

Hammer01 8

It's what happens when a man isn't kept "happy" at home.... They wander...

Bibliovore 26

Wow, way to diss all males and make it sound like none know how to keep their wedding vows, or communicate, or be reasonable to someone they thought enough of to marry and all. And way to make an assumptive sideswipe at the OP.

DanielleinDC 34

Some guys are perennial cheaters, no matter how good their wives are to them. And the proper thing to do if a man is unhappy in his marriage is, oh, I don't know, try to TALK TO HIS WIFE about it and see if they can resolve the situation.

sonnyrosa 32

Wait, are you SERIOUS? You're blaming OP for her husband cheating on her? That's low. There is NEVER a valid excuse for cheating on your spouse. It's cowardly, selfish, and pathetic. Only losers cheat on their spouses. Get rid of him OP! It'll be difficult to start with, but soon you will be happier than you ever thought possible, WITHOUT him. You'll find a man who wants to be with you and ONLY you. Stop wasting your tears on this jerk and take half his stuff.

Sandnblood 4

This is what happens with a lack of communication.

simoncat 11

Hi. Half! That's what you'll get in the divorce. HALF! Start choosing what you want and what you'll be taking (of his things) out of sheer spite.

token_blackguy 18

So when do you want to go out?

princefigs 8

You probably should have banged him better

laurenlee 7

im available ;)

unbalanced60 3

Thats sad i understand your pain it will get better

Mabonga 12

become a stripper

annunaki_fml 11

what a jagmo