Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML
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aeslehc_ 0
Don't let him bathe the pets.
5oforlife 0
haha that sucks!
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Comments (170)
rosea888 0
he did that so you'll never ask him to do laundry =]
gmanking 0
u get it for makeing him do it
GoldenWarrior69 0
d1p sh 1t
Osakhomen 0
New clothes on hubby's credit card!!!!
lottaluv 0
I dnt understand how dats bad
Venge_fml 0
wel i wudnt espec chu 2, wit ur aparnt lvl of educshan.
saltz 0
aaaaaaaaa speak English not gibberish
Rosalie_Haostn 0
....did you just say level of education? Is that a joke?
M4V3R1CKR13 0
U Married That WOW
QueenPersephone 9
I can see this both ways. He was just trying to help you out. On the other hand, maybe you should pretreat his ass with some clorox clean-up with bleach.
dialpforpleasure 0
This is why women are supposed to do the laundry.
lalasha 0
I'm soooooo sorry this has happened. I feel your pain my husband shrunk cashmere sweaters early in our marriage.
perdix 31
You ought to rinse out his gas tank.