Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML
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aeslehc_ 0
Don't let him bathe the pets.
5oforlife 0
haha that sucks!
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Comments (170)
onnielief 4
But he deserves credit for being willing to help in the household chores!
martic835 2
Good Lord! FYL indeed!
fruhe 0
You should have taught him how to do it first ;)
MaverickVII 0
In his defence, he was only trying to help you. Be glad he at least tried. But you, in a way, deserved it for not telling him before-hand on how to wash clothes.
ZombieBunnies 0
Should be ok since it's not labor day.... or is it vice versa.
eeeeeeee 5
Or maybe this is why men SHOULD. So they can learn for a change.
tekinzdudez 0
hahaha snickerdoodles stfu, you're the cancer that's killing fml
Freeze_fml 17
lololol 4chan.
kazumaslayer666 3
/b/rother?
Caz_the_Spaz 6
everybody makes mistakes. once I put hand soap in the dishwasher, but now I know better. he won't make that mistake again.
Pearljammer001 0
thank you # 25.
FUDGELOVESME 0
I don't get it