Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML
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aeslehc_ 0
Don't let him bathe the pets.
5oforlife 0
haha that sucks!
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Comments (170)
texas_justice 0
...you know OP is really thinking, woohoo! new clothes!
Tamara2011 0
Hey now it happens you have an excuse to go shoppping use it this isn't a fml , and hey that's sweet honestly nobody has a guy willing to do laundry unless told to if you told him to then yeah ahahahaha your fault :)
EleventyFan 0
Well... it's the thought that counts. Right? Okay, maybe not this time. Yeah, that pretty much sucks for you.
caittycat95 0
hey everybody. BLEACH.:"
KingRDZ 0
hey I'm a guy and I know how to wash clothes it's not hard at all
caittycat95 0
ahaha I'm a chick and I fail at doing laundry. can u do my laundry for me? lol
x_AbyssGazing_x 0
Least now you dont have to worry about your clothes not matching! [=
WoolyBully 0
Why the **** would you ever let a male do laundry?
BlueBomber 0
And then you never "let" him do laundry again. Bill Cosby: "So, you see: we are dumb... but we are not so dumb."
BunnyDrastic 0
Wow...
happysmartg 5
hey at least he tried helping!
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Laundry is a woman's job because men can't be trusted to do it right :/ P.S. Yes, I actually know how to do laundry -_-