Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML
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aeslehc_ 0
Don't let him bathe the pets.
5oforlife 0
haha that sucks!
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Comments (170)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Laundry is a woman's job because men can't be trusted to do it right -_-
Person1233 13
**** it's a zombie. Let's just hope Michael Jackson doesn't come back.
rosiegrl 0
My boyfriend once used that to clean dog vomit off the carpet...people still ask us what the huge white patches on the tan carpet are. And of course, we rent, so one day, we'll get that taken out of our security deposit (even though they replace the carpets anyway when someone moves out.) For those saying they don't get it - Clorox Clean Up is a cleaning product meant to be used on tile, sinks, etc. It contains a lot of bleach because it's meant to sanitize hard surfaces. Pretty much ruins any fabric in comes in contact wth.
epictrollathon 0
Why is this an FML? Now you get to go shopping for new clothes! Thank the hubby :)
chocobunnyyumyum 0
lol! good point
JapCracker420 0
That's why men aren't suppose to do laundry....
anaelantigua 0
Exactly! Unless you sit right by and actually teach them.....and number 22, that is so sexist! Hahahahaha jayy kayyy (:
Official_Person 0
Maybe you should teach him?
thedivinecomeD 0
YDI for letting someone do laundry when they clearly have no Idea what they are doing...
Sindyy 0
If after that you told him he never has to do laundry again, I believe he succeeded in what he was trying to do. :D
SocialAnarchyX5 0
Wow there are a lot of sexists here. This is concerning.
AngryNinja 1
if you read my comment above and read my profile, you'll see i do too. ;)
BlueBomber 0
Sexists... or people who get their jollies from baiting oversensitive Internet types. You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debator.
sneeze_watch 19
/b/itch