Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
Today, my brother sprayed the entire kitchen, including all the dishes, with industrial strength spray adhesive, thinking it was disinfectant. I'm the one who got to clean it up. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML
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aeslehc_ 0
Don't let him bathe the pets.
5oforlife 0
haha that sucks!
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Comments (170)
tisiphone_fml 0
Another person who "can't figure out" how to use YouTube or eHow to find out how to do something a monkey could do. Its as pitiful as men who claim they can't figure out how to run the dishwasher when there are 102,000 results on Google. You realize he probably just did this to get out of ever having to do laundry again? And you let him get away with it. Congratulations, you lose. If it were my husband, he would be doing it over again with instructions until he got it right.
shoeman12 0
Wow, I hope I'm never married to a bitch like you.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
At least he TRIED. you just have to give him tips. Like next time use shout or color safe bleach. He'll do just fine. Just be happy he's even trying to help. :)
pyrobob4 0
Today, I thought I would help my wife with the laundry, but when I accidentally bleached some easily replaceable shirts, she got really mad at me. Then, instead of working it out like adults, she decided to go whine about it on the internet. Its how you react to situations like these that define a relationship. They are just clothes, but he is your husban and he was trying to be nice. How did you thank him? By bitching about how wrong he did it. Nice.
FarSide 23
Is there a problem with this? I washed my wife's stuff with shampoo when I did not have soap.
tisiphone_fml 0
Shampoo works great! I use it when camping. However, OP's husband used bleach. The clothes are now interesting combinations of color, grey, and brown...
imahappeemoocow 0
this is a slight fml but at least he tried? you gotta give him some credit lol
shoeman12 0
You should have had the laundry done, had a sandwich made for your husband, and had your mouth around his dick before he even saw the laundry.
kemar7856 0
wow what an idiot
spikey818 9
the man was only trying to be helpful
EpiC_WiFi 0
fail
truthvirus 0
And now he'll never 'be allowed' to do laundry again.....smart man.