Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
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Top comments
jenninator93 18
Did he explicitly jerk off instead of having sex with you? Or are you just insecure after finding out what his jerk-material is? Just curious, two very different scenarios lol
Migole 36
Sometimes men (or women) just want to have a quick jerk without "the hassle" (foreplay, pleasing the partner as well, etc.) of sex. That's perfectly normal and shouldn't be shamed. If he however turns you down alot and you feel rejected, you should have a serious conversation with him about ways to spike your sex life up. Men aren't always in the mood either and maybe he just needs a different atmosphere, like a romantic evening or some toys? Lots of things you could try together :)
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Comments (88)
worldclassrager 41
Please say it was the female trainer...
Enkeria 30
"Stretch those legs" as she says in Super Smash Bros for the 3DS and WiiU.
thefmlman2011 37
That's repulsive
Loh_Superman 14
That sucks
ColdRoxas 18
so....rule 34 strikes again?
lovelockdown23 23
second time I've seen this. What's rule 34?
Thundaar25 11
There is more to this story I am sure.
vikky538 29
Let him jerk off on the couch
ricergirl89 2
Then just ********** to some really sexy (sexier than hubby) dude... He might change his mind. Lol
outfielder55 17
I highly doubt he'd choose to jerk off instead of sex. Do you ever just ask him for it? He'll be happy to provide I promise.
reeper147 14
Or maybe she us too demanding or hard to please, and he wanted to knock out a quickie. Maybe be was crunched on time so a full hour romp was too much. Maybe he just was in the mood for a solo. Too many reasons to guess
Model_Type_Chick 6
Damn, **** your life...