By Bill - 18/08/2011 23:44 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML
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Hey, it's a conversation starter. :)

More like a conversation ender...

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no it's totally normal.......

That's big brown, oh and say hi to little Timmy, he mainly consists of taco meat hot dog

I name mine shit and crap

So either this means that this is the guy who figured out he was the only one among his friends who names his bowel movements, or that said guy is not alone. I can't remember how the FML went exactly, but I remember one relative to this one.

does he wave goodbye and tear up as he flushes too? thats what i do);

excuse me OP, but do you have a problem with little dicky?

So.. when did this become something not normal?

wait, who doesn't do this??

" Hey, did you see Kenny? He sooooo totally bested Paul. Btw, wanna come meet Shawn?"

I bet one of them is named Eric Crapton.

50- You thief.

Lol, I knew a kid in college that we all called Big Brown.. I will never think of him the same... :/

wasn't there another FML that was talking about how the OP named their bowel movements...maybe it's the same person 0.o

... well that's a crappy roommate. (annnnd let the puns begin)

Craptain america

I give mine names starting with 'hurricane'...

Hey, it's a conversation starter. :)

More like a conversation ender...

sounds like the beginning of a beautiful friendship :)

I'd like you to meet my friend, Browny Crapton

Hello Browny Crapton. My name is Arthturd Chunkybits.

I call fake. there has been at least 3 fml's about naming 'bowel movements'. just my opinion.

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

Just like how much of a twit Obama is

Broken combo is broken :(

I hate people who always have to respond with some lame-ass, unfunny meme.

You're on the wrong site then buddy

Surprisingly enough, I haven't seen a "shitty situation" joke yet.

157 well, THATS a shitty situation

Shame on them for naming them haha

Awww. What are their names? :)

I know right, once you name them you're just gonna get attached.

Maybe he is 'special' xD

'Special' people are not even close to being as weird as OP's roommate

Maybe 4 is special

Wait... So it isn't normal to do that?

Maybe you should get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!! you shitty little cockhead!

Lucky u!! This is gonna be a fun year:)

I like your new pic Indi. Im just that creepy, oh yes I am.

Oh thanks, pal. I finally got my septum pierced, woo! And I'm not gunna lie, your picture, pretty fucking fantastic.

Thats rather sweet of you to say.... I been think o' postin a pic of my real me but I dunno...

So what ya'll think? Scary eh?

oh my god my little sister would do that >.

Really no one cares about your little sister you 12 year old

Where's the FML?

Yeah, I kind of agree with you. It is more on the OP's roommate than the OP himself

And you have a problem with that? Jk Jk :p