By Bill - 18/08/2011 23:44 - United States

Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 638
You deserved it 2 793

Same thing different taste

Top comments


That's big brown, oh and say hi to little Timmy, he mainly consists of taco meat hot dog

YourEvilHero 12

So either this means that this is the guy who figured out he was the only one among his friends who names his bowel movements, or that said guy is not alone. I can't remember how the FML went exactly, but I remember one relative to this one.

eminemchick 19

does he wave goodbye and tear up as he flushes too? thats what i do);

LiveLaughFML 10

excuse me OP, but do you have a problem with little dicky?

So.. when did this become something not normal?

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

" Hey, did you see Kenny? He sooooo totally bested Paul. Btw, wanna come meet Shawn?"

I bet one of them is named Eric Crapton.

drawmesunshine 17

Lol, I knew a kid in college that we all called Big Brown.. I will never think of him the same... :/

EvilCupcake8361 9

wasn't there another FML that was talking about how the OP named their bowel movements...maybe it's the same person 0.o

CianaBanana 2

... well that's a crappy roommate. (annnnd let the puns begin)

I give mine names starting with 'hurricane'...

Hey, it's a conversation starter. :)

sounds like the beginning of a beautiful friendship :)

I'd like you to meet my friend, Browny Crapton

Hello Browny Crapton. My name is Arthturd Chunkybits.

peasonearth 8

I call fake. there has been at least 3 fml's about naming 'bowel movements'. just my opinion.

ifailplzinsultme 0

I hate people who always have to respond with some lame-ass, unfunny meme.

Surprisingly enough, I haven't seen a "shitty situation" joke yet.

omgthatsosuppera 4

Shame on them for naming them haha

I know right, once you name them you're just gonna get attached.

'Special' people are not even close to being as weird as OP's roommate

PopRocks14 0

Wait... So it isn't normal to do that?

SittingInTheSky 6

Maybe you should get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!! you shitty little cockhead!

umithinkyess 0

Lucky u!! This is gonna be a fun year:)

I like your new pic Indi. Im just that creepy, oh yes I am.

IndiRae 9

Oh thanks, pal. I finally got my septum pierced, woo! And I'm not gunna lie, your picture, pretty ******* fantastic.

Thats rather sweet of you to say.... I been think o' postin a pic of my real me but I dunno...

lovepebbles 1

oh my god my little sister would do that >.

itsallgoodintheh 0

Really no one cares about your little sister you 12 year old

Magic1 9

Yeah, I kind of agree with you. It is more on the OP's roommate than the OP himself

donniehudson 0

And you have a problem with that? Jk Jk :p