By Ixlovexwaffles - 29/04/2015 20:33

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Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML
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Ixlovexwaffles 0

I would have laughed it off had she made the post a week later, it's the fact that I told her specifically not to post anything or talk to anyone about it for at least a few days so I could announce it to everyone else. She knew I told her first. It's the fact that that is how it was announced.

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Malahkaa 19

Like mother like daughter...

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Redoxx_fml 22

Too bad that doesn't change her being a dumbass, sorry OP

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Redoxx_fml 22

Too bad that doesn't change her being a dumbass, sorry OP

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Iwannarock1 19

I hope you unfriended her in FB!

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funsizedliz 16

I'm just wondering who let her out of the kitchen?

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kimeatszombies 22

go away, #23.

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starile 19

Classy of her to assume the "ILF" part.

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lmbachman 23

This "ILF" is the best comment on the entire post.

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Ixlovexwaffles 0

We weren't friends on FB before she did this because of her posting inappropriate statuses, I actually found out from another family member

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JDSini 20

Sucks for you but that's kind of funny on her part.

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colinabi 13

Just delete the comment if it was on your wall.

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Ixlovexwaffles 0

It was a status, not a wall post so I have no control in terms of "taking it down"

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Malahkaa 19

Like mother like daughter...

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Hildy93 21

This is why parents should not be on Facebook! And I am sorry OP, that is a shitty way of telling you're pregnant

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ToxicTyrael 26

It's great to refind old friends. There's no need to exclude parents oder elder people from FB. Just don't accept them as a friend or set them onto a list for people you don't like to see your stuff.

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starile 19

Regardless if they're FB friends or not, that message would've been seen by all the mom's FB friends and relatives. Still embarrassing.

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kittykath32 22

At least she is taking it with humor. It could be a lot worse.

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ADBurns 22

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Dillyduzit 23

Why are you judging OP? And women?

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khaoticpanda 28

So much WHAT THE **** in one comment...

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ToxicTyrael 26

I think #9 thinks OP and her mother are both dumb and therefore OP's daughter is going to be so too.. Just a wild guess.

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teentee401 36

That sucks, but you gotta admit that's also pretty badass.

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alexlots 20

Oh god that's a terrible way to announce that, congratulations though!

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