Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML
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Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
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Pwn17 25
You obviously have to leave him now. It's the FML rule.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Sometimes I feel like I learn more here on FML than in class.
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Comments (245)
enchantress95 7
but its the guy that determines the sex
chrishemp 6
I'm sure he's just joking with you OP!
Enslaved 36
What is this, biblical times? Yes, the male determines the gender of the child but what a sexist asshole! If he can't appreciate having a healthy baby, girl or boy, than he doesn't deserve making any further children.
buttcramp 21
how do people like this even graduate high school?!
NedStarksBastard 2
Did you by any chance marry Henry VIII?
handyone01 6
Even if wasn't your fault, you've been warned. Better be ready for plan b next time in case he was serious.
medievalgirl94 3
Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon made it to the 21st Century?
blackonblight 32
Scary, isn't it?
Mynamewontfi 40
I don't understand why people care this much about their child being a boy or a girl, who cares as long as it's healthy. Hope he was joking, even if it would be a bad joke.
Frushsgirl 14
Your husband had a dick-moment, I really hope he wasn't serious. I'm 27wks and my husband continually says stupid things about the pregnancy; it's our first baby and sometimes I just want to duct tape his mouth shut so I don't have to hear the stupid. Between hormones and not being able to sleep because I'm getting kicked in the ribs from the inside any little thing he says can just send me over the edge. Hang in there, mama!
linchan 6
He is confused OP. He is a nice guy with no brains. If he did have them, he wouldn't have said what he did.