Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML
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Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
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Pwn17 25
You obviously have to leave him now. It's the FML rule.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Sometimes I feel like I learn more here on FML than in class.
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Comments (245)
CaliChris 9
There is a "gender selection" procedure to inseminate you with the gender of your choice. If you both really want a girl, it's worth Googling it.
captinerica 7
It's actually his fault his sperm decides the gender
Rewan_fml 12
that's kind on him and his sperm to decide that...
ohnowhyme123 15
what a dick
BratOfInsanity 7
my guess? an extra chromosome.
FezzesAreCool 18
Well, congrats anyway!
luc887_fml 28
Since the baby's sex is always determined by the father... That's up to him !
brandy_yarg 11
Wow what a jerk
shivafloof 5
Are you sure he wasn't joking? Because otherwise you might be in an abusive relationship.
knoxxx 22
I would just like to remind the public masses that XX and XY are not the only sex genotypes possible. You can be XXY, X0, XX and male, XY and female, XXX, XXXX, and more. So if you're thinking about becoming a parent and the sex of your child actually is important to you, don't have any kids ever please. You're not fit to raise a child.