Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML
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Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
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Pwn17 25
You obviously have to leave him now. It's the FML rule.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Sometimes I feel like I learn more here on FML than in class.
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Comments (245)
awilliams44 9
I hope he was joking. At least he plans on having another!
Devul143 12
yeah, cuz the OP has ALL control over that... what a douche... Sorry, OP..
meowcow 3
I guess that's better than medival times when they would use the guillotine on women who didn't bear a son
Milk_Emperor 8
You're aware the guillotine is a post-medieval invention, right?
kaablam 17
Well let him know then the following: the less sperm he releases the more likely it it's to be a boy. The more sperm he releases(and has to reproduce) the more likely it will be a girl.
skyeyez9 24
Tell him to stop impregnating you with his girl sperm then.
skyeyez9 24
Since its his sperm that determines the sex of the baby.
mcldybug 7
I'd have my tubes tied. no more kids with him.
wholock 12
I hope he means that as a joke
BluEyedLightning 7
Is his name King Henry?
littlexlune 16
If he's dumb enough to seriously consider leaving you over the gender of your children, you don't need him in your life. Good luck, OP.
macystar 14
I don't think there's anything wrong with having a preference on the gender of your kids. I'm 19 weeks pregnant and hoping for a Boy. But to be a dick about it is a different story. Even if it was just a joke, it's a horrible one.