Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML
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Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
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Pwn17 25
You obviously have to leave him now. It's the FML rule.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Sometimes I feel like I learn more here on FML than in class.
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jsteele015 3
My cousins husband did the exact same thing!
tranced_ 45
OMG drop dead! better leave him before that!
Sarairwin49 22
Congrats on the baby girl! and sorry that your dimwitted husband doesn't realize he determines the sex of the baby..
arees4 10
is your name Anne boylen?
Zimmington 21
No. Based on the username It's Naomi
krmc82 13
Why are you asking that lmao
SMHsohard 22
@61: Anne Boleyn...one of the 6 wives of Henry VIII...he blamed them for not giving him male heirs...life expectancy and marriage longevity were not very long because of this. I'm assuming because of your age you either haven't had European History yet, or you couldn't get your punim out of your phone long enough to pay attention during class. lmao
krmc82 13
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I don't even have a history class so stfu
Zimmington 21
How do you not have a history class?
krmc82 13
I'm a freshman and don't get it until sophomore year
SMHsohard 22
@61: Sweetheart, don't try so hard to be big and bad. You're a 15 year old child. In the grand scheme of things, you've been on this planet for about a minute. stfu, indeed.
krmc82 13
Mmm don't sweetheart me, and why are you saying I'm trying to be "big and bad" because I'm not. Gtfo
Zimmington 21
That's weird my High school required 4 years of history. Freshman year I took World Geography as a history credit.
krmc82 13
That's what I though when I got my schedule at the beginning of the year....
brit628 7
You should make him sleep on the couch for saying that
Ashley868 10
He was likely just kidding.
SarahKay67 10
Well um actually it's his fault biologically the father's chromosomes choose the gender
UsagiArwen 23
Next time he says that then tell him he would probably have no better luck with anyone else as it'd be his sperm that makes the baby male or female. Your body and its reproduction system has no say in that whatsoever. It's his swimmers that need to step up....er swim up....to the gender specifications he requires.
Thiana_Fox 3
Your husband must have failed biology in high school, right?
FOOLnLOVE 2
You better get out now