Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML
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Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
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Pwn17 25
You obviously have to leave him now. It's the FML rule.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Sometimes I feel like I learn more here on FML than in class.
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Comments (245)
tehdarkness 21
And you married a guy like that??
mulumequitem 6
Oh you're married to Henry VIII?
yorkie0333 13
You need to leave him now
courtneyb7 1
Have 2 boys then leave him
simsgirlgem 25
How big is his papena cause male sperm are slower than female sperm and die after a couple days so the bigger the papena the better chance for a boy
megalizard92 12
Even if it was a joke, it was still a really jerky thing to say to your pregnant partner! Make him see the error of his ways!
DarkQuise 6
i hate Fml's like this because most of the Fml community are retarted im sure he was kidding and he just wanted a Boy i would have said the same thing of Course it skype have bean a joke but anyway calm the **** down especially people calling him a jerk or an as
sexual_girl 15
Tell him to have fun paying child support
513cletus 11
Naomi... That is I moan spelled backwards
jesuismelogee 16
Congrats on the pregnancy! Umm, why is everyone saying it's his fault? Technically, if you wanted a specific gender, neither (soon-to-be) parent would be able to control a chemical occurrence. I doubt anyone can control to ejaculate little Y chromosomes at any given time. Also, they are women who could not even HAVE children. So he should count himself lucky and proud! Yes it's fine to prefer a gender. No it's not ok to say you would leave your wife/ mother of your child as a threat and proving your own stupidity. He should love his child no matter what especially after they're born. And he should want to be with you no matter the gender of your children.
Fervens 5
Because the gender is determined by the male's contribution and this guy's acting like there's something wrong with her uterus.