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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By Joel Lee Burgess - 15/02/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 02:00

Today, my daughter flew completely off the handle when she found out I have a girlfriend, and called me an unfaithful sinning bastard, who’s going to hell for cheating on her mother. Her mother's been dead for 20 years and this is the first time I’ve met a woman since then. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 12:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my daughter came crying to me that her boyfriend cheated on her. I'd like to comfort her, if it weren't for the fact that she manipulated him into cheating on his previous girlfriend with her. FML

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By skanula414 - 31/12/2014 19:00 - Sweden - Malm?

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

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By Prudemama - 09/07/2022 10:00

Today, I found out that my 11 year-old daughter dresses skimpy when I drop her off on the weekends at my ex-husband’s house, courtesy of his girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. When I confronted her, she told me to “stop being such a prude” and with my attitude, “no wonder you get cheated on.” FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 21:54 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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Airman1988 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:57

You may have an manipulative genius on your hands.

chrissy2 28

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:57

I feel like someone wants mommy out of the house.

Comments

naughtylez82 4

Saturday 15 December 2012 6:10

I can't believe she lied like that. I seriously hope you punished her

cognauticcreix 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 6:10

I suggest you keep her away from those sitcoms...

deathy94 14

Saturday 15 December 2012 6:12

She was probably trying to avoid some daughter-father time bonding. Smart little girl you got.

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 15 December 2012 9:49

Why would she try to get rid of her mom then? That would be counter-productive.

pradip 26

Saturday 15 December 2012 6:14

Set aside cursing, deal with the bigger problem first, lying.

ICastillo 24

Saturday 15 December 2012 6:26

Might as well tackle them both head on. A good old fashioned ass whooping will do.

MatteKudasai 17

Saturday 15 December 2012 7:08

Pradip, is this another thumbed up comment? You're on a roll! *claps*

Missmacabre 2

Saturday 15 December 2012 6:15

Wow what a little shit, hope you punished her, if you don't act now I can see her on 16 and pregnant in a few years time.

fsomelife 26

Saturday 15 December 2012 11:16

Probably something more along the lines of 16 and stealing money from her parents to buy drugs. Then all the rest.

Bibliovore 26

Saturday 15 December 2012 6:33

It'd be great to hear a little more from the OP here. Did the daughter understand the meaning of what she was saying? If so, was she misunderstanding a situation, trying to make a joke, making a genuine accusation, or maliciously lying? Whatever the case, OP, good luck.

lezzels 4

Saturday 15 December 2012 6:43

Wow, she's a maniacal genius. She's too clever for words. She'd be a great lawyer, at this rate, she could get herself out of anything, I'd watch your back, lol