By Lilly - 30/10/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
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perdix 29

You don't want puppies around babies anyways. They make the human race look bad. While the little puppies are zipping around cute as hell, the baby doesn't have the neck strength to hold up its giant bulbous head. Most babies eventually surpass the dogs in intelligence, but early on, it's a blowout for the dogs.

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desertlovebird 11

Might teach him to be a good parent. This is making me lmao... Way to funny

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graphicstyle7 17

Sounds like an "excellent" excuse on his part. You guys need to have a serious talk, sounds like he does not want children.

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noisebox 1

Well that's just dog gone funny, every dog has his day, in the dog days of summer....

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HooHooHa 6

Anybody else thinking of Marley and Me?

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mysticshroom 2

either he doesnt want kids with you yet, which you should have worked out by now, or you are married to a ******* twat in which case you deserve it. YDI either way.

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Billy_Badass 4

Since when does it take two years to raise puppies?

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XxQuartersxX 14

It really would make things easier if ya just wait.

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Arista669 3

Sounds like he actually has his head on staright. Even though fhe dog should have been spayed in the first place, still better than human children!

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Mabonga 12

no point in having sex then - for 2 years.. he'll sell the dog within a week

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