Work, You're fired and Unionize: Fuck management - FML

Fuck management

By jobless! - 17/10/2021 23:00

Today, I tried to clock in at 2 pm, but the machine was malfunctioning and kept refusing my card until 2:01. Just yesterday, our manager gave a long angry speech about firing the next person who doesn’t clock in when they’re supposed to, “on the dot.” FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 17 October 2021 23:52

Tell him to take his job and his defective clock and shove it! These days, the workers have the power and bosses have to suck up some employee infractions that are more serious than clocking in one minute late.

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Monday 18 October 2021 5:10

I'd have found the nearest supervisor the MOMENT I knew it wasn't going to take my card.

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 17 October 2021 23:52

Tell him to take his job and his defective clock and shove it! These days, the workers have the power and bosses have to suck up some employee infractions that are more serious than clocking in one minute late.

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Monday 18 October 2021 5:10

I'd have found the nearest supervisor the MOMENT I knew it wasn't going to take my card.

slkeithh 14

Monday 18 October 2021 7:52

Not ok. My job counts us late after 15min.

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Monday 1 November 2021 7:07

Pull out your phone and video or take pictures they automatically time and date stamp themselves.

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