By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML
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zzzBOLTzzz 1

I like how you gave so much detail about his diarrhea while giving little to no details about your vomiting...

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colhyena 3

because its not a big deal to poop in a toilet someone just puked it.. but to have your face so close puking in a toilet that someone just had explosive diarrhea in is

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nevaless 3

if u were rich this wouldnt be such a big deal

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louie111887 0

wow that must suck. use the sink like everyone else has said before me.

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jessisthabest 1

throw up out of the window.

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UrTheWorstCharac 0

WTF? They didn't post this in Elizabethan England. Who the hell would throw up out of a window out of choice?

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rattusrattus 18

Fun? You could make a game of hitting passing pedestrians. Also, in Elizabethan England, they did not directly crap/piss/puke etc. out of the window. They did it into a pot, which was then thrown out of the window.

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catkat1988 17

If I were you, I'd throw up into a bucket. :-)

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grandpaearthling 2

the sound of your dry heaves is giving him the *****

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