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Hazardous waste

By Anonymous - 23/08/2023 09:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I was taking a relaxing soak in the tub with my essential oils, when my husband walked in and proceeded to take the most foul-smelling dump ever. The toilet is right next to the bathtub, so my essential oils didn’t stand a chance. Besides that, our house has four other bathrooms. FML

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You deserved it 147

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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You deserved it 53 128

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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You deserved it 8 529

By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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You deserved it 3 115

By susan - 24/02/2010 01:26 - United States

Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML

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You deserved it 3 288

By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it 30 178

By unicornlovet - 14/08/2019 18:00

Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML

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You deserved it 120

By shinymcface - 19/11/2018 14:00

Today, I went to the bathroom at work and there was a reed diffuser placed on the tank of the toilet. As I sat down, my hair knocked it off and the reed diffuser landed behind me, spilling the scented oil into my butt crack and vagina, burning me completely. I only had to work 6 more hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 916

You deserved it 289

Food for thought

By that’s what you get - 05/08/2020 17:02

Today, I warned my husband not to eat the seafood he'd left on the counter. He insisted it was fine. He’s now been in the bathroom shitting, puking and wailing for three hours. Our place is tiny and the bathroom is attached to our bedroom. The door doesn’t keep out the noise or the rancid smell. FML

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You deserved it 182

Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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You deserved it 759

The smell detective is on the case

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

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You deserved it 184

lexxiasaurus 27

Wednesday 23 August 2023 20:50

that was full on war crime and tactically played out 🤣

Iamthebanzai22 20

Wednesday 23 August 2023 22:23

That sounds incredibly disrespectful and inconsiderate. Ask yourself: Would he have done that if you were still dating and if he just wanted to make you happy and if he wanted nothing more in the world than your admiration?

Comments

lexxiasaurus 27

Wednesday 23 August 2023 20:50

that was full on war crime and tactically played out 🤣

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 August 2023 20:51

They were "essentially" useless? Sounds like you're about as good at picking bath products as you are at picking husbands.

Thaylok 17

Wednesday 23 August 2023 22:07

He was just obeying me Men Commandments. and no doubt he will laugh at that one for years.

Iamthebanzai22 20

Wednesday 23 August 2023 22:23

D J's MOM 17

Thursday 24 August 2023 12:17

what a dick move. he should be in the dog house for a while

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 25 August 2023 3:31

I'm still going over the fact that OP lives in a house with FIVE bathrooms. If you've got that kind of money, a little foul-smelling poop is a small price to pay. And if the house is that big/nice, don't tell me the doors don't have locks on them.

FluffythePink 19

Friday 25 August 2023 20:49

If my other half did that to me, they'd never find the ******* body. You understand that he very deliberately decided to shit on your personal care time with absolute contempt?