Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ILoveEggnog 7
Your mom's not the brightest bulb, is she?
slushpup9696 12
Sorry, 19. We're all working our hardest over here to please you.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (120)
ramboman19 8
I would flip a bitch if someone stole all my guitars and equipment. I cringe just thinking about it. My guitars are my LIFE!
twaumat 28
why do u automatically assume that it's a 'he', op?
IThinkItsAlright 7
Because in most languages, we use the male word to describe things unknown. Tired of people pointing shit like this out. Does it really matter? His situation is still exactly the same. I say the fender of the robber is unneeded and also unknown.
IThinkItsAlright 7
Because in most languages, we use the male word to describe things unknown. Tired of people pointing shit like this out. Does it really matter? His situation is still exactly the same. I say the fender of the robber is unneeded and also unknown.
HetaliaFreak 10
Because a women couldn't carry all those guitars.
lovinit5683 0
Because not many women are named Aaron.
mk58 31
62, you mean a **woman? And not just that, but it could have been a very muscular woman who enjoys weightlifting for recreational purposes, you know. OR, it could have been the Grinch... It is almost Christmas.
mk58 31
68, OP's name is Aaron, we're discussing the burglar's gender.
lovinit5683 0
I mis-read his comment. On that fact I have no argument.
HetaliaFreak 10
I was kidding, being sarcastic. I, myself, am female.
mk58 31
*facepalm* Yes, 92, I know.
Symmetry88 0
You're mother... Nuff said
getoustahere 7
Alright, I don't know how to say this without being harsh.. Your moms a dumbass.
SAgirl 23
Hope you've got insurance.
exion_21 1
blonde ?
Joshawott 21
Should have stuck another note on the door saying "I don't have any cool stuff. The neighbour I don't like does though."
maphineRAWRS 10
I love how my house is literally never locked but weve never been robbed.. haha
acidburnz1107 10
Party at 55s house while 55 is gone LOL I only lock mine when I'm in it. I truely have no cool. Or worthy stuff for anyone to take
puppy23 3
This sounds pretty much like one of your 'friends' robbed you. They called round for you, saw no-one was in, saw the note and key and took your guitars (which they knew you had.)
mrz1177 11
Probably all air guitars anyways