Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
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ILoveEggnog 7
Your mom's not the brightest bulb, is she?
slushpup9696 12
Sorry, 19. We're all working our hardest over here to please you.
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Comments (120)
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Hope the police can find him soon.
tsim_fml 0
well get your mother to reimburse you
FYLDeep 26
I'm just wondering why she would need to leave you a key to your own house in the first place.
wokawokanomnom 5
Your mom must be a complete idiot to do that what was she even thinking??
cBlackout 13
I personally like to leave the key in the lock when I'm trying to be stupid.
docscientist 10
Why didn't simply leave the door open? I mean the poor thieves had to actually bend down, pick up the key, and unlock the door before they could even open it and enter.
PinkFun1969 9
Your mom should compensate you In someway for your loss.
MetallicaRules19 4
Dude that sucks arsehole, if someone stole my guitars and bass there would be some rape happening.
kateinurarms 13
OR maybe your momma made it look like someone robbed the house so she could sell your guitars so she didn't have to listen to your horrible playing anymore. I assume its horrible because if you we're any good your mom wouldn't sell your guitars.
detorio 2
Siiiiiiiigh. That's just... Unfortunate :(