Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
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ILoveEggnog 7
Your mom's not the brightest bulb, is she?
slushpup9696 12
Sorry, 19. We're all working our hardest over here to please you.
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Comments (120)
KiddNYC1O 22
Um, yeah...
bubo_fml 11
Circulate photos of your instruments to the community @ large, (Police, pawn shops, internet etc.) Instruments are easily identifiable. The second one surfaces, follow the trail...Musical instruments are about the most stupid item one could steal!
tj4234 36
in said photos, try and get an image of the back of the instrument where the number is if possible. The serial numbers are unique to the instrument.
johng1970 2
go to your neighbor and get it back....
Jasonf6 0
Wow, your mom is an idiot.
thefaced 0
I wish there was a button saying "your mom deserved it"
hateevryone 15
your mother's not too bright, is she? Cause any person would know that you don't leave a extra key under a flower pot, carpet, roof gutter, etc. Nowhere OUTSIDE!!!
wolfgirl18 3
She couldn't just send you a text telling you were the key would be?
BosmanJ 5
FYM (**** your mom)
Okayitwasme 0
Wow don't let the insurance company or the cops know! Or you won't be able to replace what was lost through them!
AliCat18 12
wow thats rough! specially for the guitars! sorry! i agree with # 106. by the way i would make your mom pay for everything stolen!