I don't wanna

By Anonymous - 11/10/2020 15:02 - Estonia

Today my mother, who was once shocked to realise that my older sister was having unmarried sex, told me to go and 'get some' because it's good for my health. I'm asexual. FML

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TCRII 29

Sunday 11 October 2020 14:07

You do you.

Jonkbaby 22

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Sunday 11 October 2020 14:32

Tell her to talk to the hand

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TCRII 29

Sunday 11 October 2020 14:07

You do you.

Jonkbaby 22

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Sunday 11 October 2020 14:32

Tell her to talk to the hand

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 11 October 2020 17:13

Which one? The one she uses to "get some" or the other one?

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 11 October 2020 17:10

She is right. Vegetables are good for you, too, but lots of people don't get enough to improve their health. Same thing.

Anna Whiteway 7

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Thursday 29 April 2021 12:01

Sex = Vegetables Yep 🤦🏻‍♀️

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