J-Ro
United States
Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Economess
United States
Oddly specific
Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML
nothesisforme
France
Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML
Anonymous
Cultural imperialism
Today, my new boyfriend said I’m only allowed three male friends, and their names are, “the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” When I told him he was quoting Will Ferrell, I realized he was born in Croatia and doesn’t know who that is. FML
Cyberdeeder
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
drugdealersgf
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
Anonymous
Grays, United Kingdom
Stop right now!
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Bnewlove
Surrey, Canada
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
alyssac11
United States
Gonna need that channel name
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
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GYLF 0
It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.
skeleton_skinner 0
Ok... Will is amazing
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Comments (223)
Goober244 12
OP, stop being such a dick fart. Get a sense of humor too while you're at it, you ******* loser.
goathore 3
This is not a bad thing and now you know what to get him for birthday and Christmas gifts, stop being such a bitch.
mspiggy3712 11
i have found myself a new life goal
91hayek 31
I approve of his goal. I hope he has achieved most of it by now and really like Anchorman 2 like I did.
lovethatstach 18
a worthy quest!
AliGInTheHouse 24
He was only joking. Don't be so serious.
hurley12 30
I'm sure that's not his only life goal. YDI
fantasyworld 39
At least he has a goal, plus I'm sure it's not his only one. I want to own a farm with a lot of dogs.
caiuscowgill 6
that's a great life goal
agirlhasnoname_fml 6
like all the ones he acted in, or the ones he produced too, what about skits, SNL, TV shows, talk shows. don't forget about those!