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ok wow isnt he a bit old? but i know how you feel. i have grandparents younger then my dad and aunts that are about to start school soon. >.>" but none of them are 60yo. My late grandma just has a lot of sibling. A LOT.

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The OP was using ellipsis (...) as a rhetorical device for suspense, in order to deliver an unexpected conclusion. I found it a novel and interesting story.

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Hahahahahahahahaha yeah but, so wat if it isn't worthy of being fml... its fucking hilarious hahahahahahahaha. thats wat fml is for, a good read and a way to laugh at somebody's misfortune or hilarious events.. like this one bahha.

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How on earth did he--?....You know, without....Dying O.o Why are old men so horny!!!!!! Give it up already!!!! There's a reason your thing doesn't work after awhile!!!!!

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are you suggesting that sperm is produced in the prostate? but yeah, OP, FYL, that sucks, it sucks for your whole family.

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it doesn't matter how old a man gets he can always have sperm and concieve a child unless he becomes sterile or gets an operation.

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Haven't you seen or read Twilight? :'D Even though Edward's an old vampire he still produces sperm, since guys never stop producing it; therefor he has the ability to impregnate Bella. Hahaha oh twilight, that was the shit. XD

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And she's really only your half aunt. Your grandpa is a nasty old man and your step-grandma is a dirty whore. Make sure she doesn't take all of grandpa's money!

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The math doesnt work. Your grandpa musta been 25 when u were born. Unless you had 2 consecutive generations of 12 year old fathers this doesnt work. -.- trickery is afoot.

families suck like that my great grand farther did this its weird when you have a great aunt who's the same age as you good luck with that

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Don't underestimate older guys. They may have slowed down, but in some contexts that can be a very, very good thing. ;) You're not going to get a Gold Medal if you are Usain Bolt in bed and can finish in 9.7 seconds.

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Isn't there a joke where this really old man comes in and tells the doctor he just got his younger girlfriend pregnant, and the Dr. tells a story that goes something like "A man was out hunting beaver with a stick. He saw a beaver, raised his stick, and pointed it at the beaver. Then, the beaver fell over, dead." Then the old man says, "That's impossible! Someone else must've shot that beaver!" To which the doctor replies, "That's what I'm saying." I probably but

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lol!!!!! omg thats an amazing story...i only remember hearing that story once. but yeah that was basically it

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@ #30 LOL @ #95 eww o.0 O.P. most girls with old[er] (much older in some cases) men are gold diggers, though not saying all are. If the man is old he wont live forever and therefore when he dies she gets the money if she can sex him up enough to get him to change his will or turn over his trusts. This kind of sounds like one of those times. How many times does a woman typically get w/ a much older man out of love? Oh thats right...You Dont Ever Hear About That Type Of Thing So How Do We Know

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well #89 i live in arkansas and i only say tht because my best friends cousin (in south arkansas) has a mother and father tht are 1st. cousin's and she has 11 fingers, 6 toes, and her face is a retarted type of square

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