Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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Comments (499)
marielamothafcka 0
Uhm . $3OO , Vintaqe , LimitedEdition , Desiqner Jeans ? Why cant you just say i brouqht a REALLY hot pair of ripped jeanss . Maybe youh could avoid all this criticizem ; Usar el cerebro, de vez en cuando ; qod . . .
neocaster 0
Sounds like your grandmother has a lot more sense than you do. Keep wearing those jeans. Make sure to tell anybody who comments this story. Order some business cards cards online, like maybe 500 or so. Just leave them blank except for this: http://www.fmylife.com/money/203751
linzhart333 8
DON'T BUY 300 DOLLAR JEANS! god! waste of money. seriously.
magoo_fml 0
why the hell would you spend 300 dollars on ripped clothing? I hope some day you realize how stupid you are(your spending habits wise) waste of money.....
Alienware51 0
that suucks so bad! who cares if he spent 300 on jeans, i always spend a lot on nice clothing. **** walmart. diesel, evisu, lacoste, ralph lauren, boss, not ******* gap or old navy or god forbid; target and walmart brand clothes.
lifesucks33_fml 0
just rip them again
lifesucks33_fml 0
you obviously have a lot of expensive clothing if you didnt make a big deal about your 300 dollar jeans to everyone in your fam.
pdoom 0
Don't you just hate old people sometimes?
superson_fml 0
Somehow i feel sorry for both you and your granny
your_face 15
#242: The key word there is "nice," which can't really be used to describe torn up old jeans. And before you persecute me for using those words, think: ripped means torn up, vintage means old, so the OP spent $300 on torn up old jeans.