Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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Comments (499)
muffinman127 0
300$!?!?!? i would of gotten 15$ Walmart jeans and then ripped them myself..
knitbitch 0
I hate ripped jeans. At least your knees won't be cold anymore!
flan_fml 0
my friends grandma used to do the same thing, but she was from the old country and didnt get that rips are fashion. lol
AwesomeSauce 0
Your grandma was being SWEET. Show some gratitude.
Diablohell 0
Those Jeans sound Gay anyways, maybe she thought that you deserved nice clothes that other people wouldnt make fun of you for. Moron.
wotchersarah 0
did you buy them or use the credit card that daddy pays for you? If you bought them, I see how you'd be upset about it since it was your money. If your parents bought them, you have really no reason to be mad. Either way, your Grandma was trying to do something nice. Maybe next time don't leave your pants out or start doing your own laundry if you don't want bad things to happen to your clothes.
andkimsaid 0
I could go out right now and buy ten pairs of $300 'vintage, limited edition, designer' jeans, but I'd rather spend it on something actually worth it. I don't care where my jeans come from as long as they're comfortable and fit me well. You should really be thanking your grandmother, instead of acting like your life is going to end. Grow up.
fuckmyl1f333 0
lmao @ #230!!!
Pandarsenic 0
This should be on failblog instead of FML.
woeisme 0
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