Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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enfpftw 0
ripped jeans for 300 dollars. maybe it was your fault.
green_199 0
I'm sure all those starving children in Africa would much rather have this FML happen to them....
inlimbo11 0
^well if you're gonna put it like that then there's really nothing on this entire website to cause anyone to consider their life ******... wait a second. you may be onto something there.
celloplayerP 0
$300? Why would you spend 300 dollars on pants?
Tank55 0
Kill her.
aFro_fml 0
#64, and whatever other douches are complaining about people criticizing 300$ jeans when you complain about your granny ruining your 300$ moron-jeans, you better believe you'll be criticized.... but then again, you are stupid
aFro_fml 0
by way, people who cling to brand names simply because other people call them fashionable are ridiculous- you can find well made clothes anywhere, for any price, look for style in and of itself, not because it's "designer" yes, i exclusively buy ecko jeans- because i like the style and they fit me well, not because anyone else told me they were cool and i bought my last two pairs on sale for 30$ to 40$ but i'll buy my dress shirts just about anywhere, from target to macy's
malikotako 0
Go to Kohls, I got jeans for $2 [on sale and 75% off] there
nickyfrick 0
"vintage"? pick up a dictionary. asshole.
theoldGP 0
i feel for youuuuu. i love my designer ripped jeans. i would actually cuss out my grandma if she did that lmao.