Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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Iron_fml 0
Your fault for buying stupid pre-ripped jeans.
bsneeze 0
i can not believe you spent $300 on jeans with holes in them! and they were limited edition? I hope they had diamonds in them or something. You're grandma is a great person for trying to help
IngenuityGap 0
You deserve it for spending so much on "designer" jeans.
NorthernChaosGod 0
#171 - Saying ownership of a car is lazy is just a cop out. Cars are vastly superior to public transit in that you're not bound to an arbitrary schedule decided by someone else. If I feel like going downtown to get some food at 3 in the morning, I can and I won't have to get on the bus (if it's even running) with all the smelly poor people. And hey, when I feel like going to visit a friend more than a couple miles away I don't have to look up several bus routes for what would otherwise be a straightforward trip. If you're too poor for ownership of a car, no big deal. But don't try to pawn it off as some sort of moral choice of superiority, you don't have the high ground. #173 - The decision to buy $300 jeans shows a lack intelligence. They don't look or feel any better than a normal pair of jeans (I am not talking about Wal-Mart), in fact they look worse. Clothes of that nature look purposeful and cheaply done, the tears don't look natural and the fade job looks irregular and misshapen. It's akin to paying $1000 for a laptop that originally costs $500. It's just stupid, plain and simple.
anon271 0
Spoiled brat.
seayjoel 0
$300 dollar designer jeans? lol your a tool
matt44903 0
good luck finding a guy with this fml!!! ha ha
ughfthis 0
hahahahaha agree with #213 and if you really insist on keeping ugly ripped-on-purpose jeans, just cut the seams of her patch
Froghop 0
Thank god at least one person in your family realizes how pathetic it is to pay $300 for jeans you could have gotten for free at the salvation army
dtacrew 0
well u know what that is a little pricey for jeans, but not everyone likes to wear ******* cheap shit from salvation army or ******* walmart you pricks. walmart for gods sake. jeans that are hand stitched and made from japanese raw denim can easily run you over 300 bucks. its too bad this poster is a whiny bitch because no one cares. fml that i had to read you whining and ignorant people commenting. fml