Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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pinkvogue 0
The people who are yelling at this person for buying $300 need to be quiet. If the author of this wanted long lasting stylish jeans, and thats what they wanted to spend the money they earned on, then its none of your business. I feel bad for the author, it sucks they were ruined.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
I doubt they are long lasting. hell, they are so flimsy, they got their first holes before they even arrived at the store. At this rate, they are dust a week after you shelled out that huge wad of cash for them
HIMnHER 0
i understand it's the style but if there sewed up then why don't you just rip them up again. but your grandma was just trying to be nice try to understand.
Bruno_fml 0
I'm not saying you deserve to be punished for spending $300 on destroyed jeans, but I would never, ever associate myself with you, nor would I give you the time of day or call an ambulance if you were hit by a truck (driven by me).
lolacaust 0
high five to 230! LOL
Diablojr 0
wow i didn't know spending money on jeans was a crime.
NorthernChaosGod 0
@ilovethissite123 - Are you mentally retarded? There is no comparison between clothes and instruments. Fashion is an inane and frivolous industry full of useless, vain, vapid people. It produces nothing of value. At least music is a worthwhile endeavor and provides greater utility. Not to mention that $300 is a cheap to mid-level instrument.
ahhh_fml 0
who the hell spends $300 on jeans!?!?! thats insane.
dsime 0
wow, **** you.
whateverd00d 0
Oh my GODDDD! Your life is like, totally ******! I like LIVE for my designer jeans, I don't know WHAT I would do if my grandmother, like, RUINED them! I'm like, so sorry! Hugs! xxoo They're ******* jeans. Get over it. Maybe you should've given the 300 dollars to someone who could've really used it.
Justinc_ 0
#5 speaks the truth. you're ****** by money.