Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
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Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
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Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, while I'm in the depths of postpartum blues and insecurities, my grandmother in-law gifted me a size 22 pair of jeans that does not fit her. I'm a size 12. I started crying and fake choked so that nobody would notice. FML
Today, I got the dress I gave to a tailor to replace a broken zipper back. When I tried it on, I discovered that they’d cut at least 4 inches of fabric, and being skinny, there’s no way I can ever fit into it. It’s from the 1950’s, inherited from my late grandma, who in turn inherited it from her aunt. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I found out that my mother intentionally donated the quilt that I had made for her, because, "It didn't match anything". That was $70 worth of fabric and 7 and a half weeks spent on that handiwork of mine. FML
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fucking_eat_me 0
well thats what you get for buying $300 jeans.
d101_fml 0
Maybe now you can reflect on how absurd it is to spend $300 on Jeans that are ripped, simply because they are "trendy"...
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ushersgurl720 0
Your a moron, next time don't waste your money on some ripped jeans. and another fact #100 how can you talk about people being poor and your name is BROKEASSBITCHS get a clue
Mr_Lo 0
i lol @ #100 its wise to save money =P and fyi Wal mart is great
itsnotmytree 0
I'm with everyone else who thinks you're an idiot for spending that much on a pair of jeans, but WalMart is so not the answer. I'm pretty sure if there is a Satan it's embodied in WalMart. I had the grave misfortune of being desperate enough for work that I was there for a few months. Besides, none of their clothes fit me. I'm an XS in teen clothes there and I have to belt even the smallest pants. I wear a 4 in most other brands.
tdawgheath 0
My dad's jeans have holes in them too. They were 5 bucks and look pretty trendy if you ask me.
teehee520 0
Re-rip the pre-ripped jeans, durr. And do something nice for your grandmother please, her intentions were good.
randomhappyguy 0
$300 jeans arent that bad... were they armani or ralph lauren? if they weren't, a waste of cash.
kark7 0
why the hell would you buy $300 jeans. i've never seen jeans that expensive!!
kark7 0
why would you buy $300 jeans? WASTE OF MONEY NO MATTER WHAT BRAND THEY ARE!!! thats why dumbasses are poor these days cuz they just wanna fit in. be urself and who gives a shit if the "popular" or "cool" ppl like you!!! dumbass!!!
Ribenalion 2
Never heard of more expensive clothes being of better quality then? Mum has a pair of £150 jeans that have held up for near 15 years now and still look good. Lets see cheap £30 jeans do the same, because I know they spoil after just a few months
nazooer 11
YDI for spending $300 dollars on jeans
Just94 0
That is horrible! Everyone saying she is stupid for buying those jeans in the first place is just jealous. Also, nowadays patches are iron on so that they DONT COME OFF!!! Also, vintage jeans tend to have a lighter wash, and patches are always dark. Also, this girl probably only bought the jeans because she looked hot in them. The price isn't what matters. The patch ruins the asthetic appeal of the jeans. Heck, give the girl a break. She bought some awesome jeans and now they are ruined, which sucks. This is totally FML worthy and everyone saying otherwise needs to get a life. Girl, I agree, your life is f*****!