ryanlogan
Canada
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
whatheffers
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
Not a swiftie
Sydney, Australia
Tay-Tay rules
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Stu
United States
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Anonymous
Shanghai, China
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
used
Kobe, Japan
Used
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Oh
Winterville, United States
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
johnny
Cape Town, South Africa
Backhanded
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
drunkdial
France
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
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afdude87 6
maybe this is her way of telling you she has a penis.
kelseyco 0
You should poke her in face and tell her to stop!
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Comments (244)
yeakoolstorybro 6
goddammit, everyone took all my chessey Lady Gaga puns, I got here too late.
MsMeiriona 2
You know, my first impulse was to say YDI for dating a Gaga fan, but I've seen otherwise intelligent people somehow falling into that trap. Now, the obvious thing to do is go all old school and only reply to her in Bowie lyrics, both mocking her dumb move and quoting someone with talent.
uknowitsJAIME 0
I'm 11 :P
divadro102 16
Make up an imaginary girl and tell your girlfriend you're going to poke HER face instead. Said fake girl will become real indeed.
princessgaga7 0
Dude your gf is awesome haha
bizznatch98 0
That's hot!!
emilymelizabeth 11
you seriously need to help her lol or learn to love lady gaga!!!!
fatrussian101 0
Maybe she just wants to ride your disco stick?
ILike_Dancing123 19
Rebecca black is in Katy Perry's T.G.I.F :L hahahahahahahahaha. LADY GAGA IS AWESOME :D!! I think that's pretty cool :)
CaramelRainbows 2
Retaliate by using Rebecca Black songs. "Friday, Friday gotta get "down" on Friday." ;) "Let's play a love game until I'm on the edge of glory." You'll be eternally grateful if she takes a ride on your disco stick. Speaking at it's finest.
LATESTfashion613 0
I find it hilarious that all of you that hate Gaga know more statistics about her than some of her fans do....