Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
Tay-Tay rules
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Used
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Backhanded
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
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afdude87 6
maybe this is her way of telling you she has a penis.
kelseyco 0
You should poke her in face and tell her to stop!
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Comments (244)
Petunia888 13
If you talk to her with Madonna lyrics, would that be considered the same dialect?
trangster612 2
Lady gaga sucks.. No offense
GryffindorGirl97 0
Thats a bad romance bro(; lol jk i had too :P
jsmith1610 0
She's just a holy fool oh baby your so cruel lol dude she lobes ya
labola26 0
"ha ha ha-ha fuuck your li-fe, ha ha Fu-uck your li-fe.
muhilrashid 4
Just be thankful its not bieber bro
Rabidkid 14
Speak in lil Wayne lyrics? Bitches love lil Wanye
hbbs93 6
That's what I was thinking too. I can think of some great weezy lyrics.
lobum 12
Sounds like you are in love with a real Judas.
vandalnofx 0
I wouldn't mind as long as she let me poker face ;]
ZeroIce 12
ROFL i like her :P