FML : Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled...

Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sack / Thursday 10 November 2011 11:16 / United Kingdom

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By Mr_Alarm | 12

#3568649 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:11

That sounds like a shi- *gets shot*

By Lemuel_fml | 5

#3568652 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:12

I wonder how the toilet seat broke in the first place...

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By chrissi3vintage | 0

#3568645 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:10

Flashlight time!

fanceh | 10

#3569397 - Thursday 10 November 2011 05:10

Why would you use the toilet if you knew the seat was broken...?

xmayne | 0

#3569460 - Thursday 10 November 2011 05:45

Showering in the dark is fun.

leogirl95 | 12

#3569482 - Thursday 10 November 2011 06:01

Nothing is going right for you today is it? Lol

Keyman1212 | 14

#3569543 - Thursday 10 November 2011 06:31

Showering in the dark is as scary as seeing your obese parents pound rolls of fat together in an attempt to make love. It's like two beached whales fighting for their lives.

Gtfo_Troll | 0

#3569823 - Thursday 10 November 2011 08:44

Be happy OP, now nobody can see what you really do in the shower.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3569918 - Thursday 10 November 2011 09:24

33- I'd be worried about sharks...

StephanieeeQ | 6

#3570547 - Friday 11 November 2011 01:54

Showering in the dark isn't a bad thing. ;D

By MuchDance90s | 0

#3568647 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:11

Plumber. Electrician. That's a very expensive "Free" camping experience. How fun for you! :-(

Jdimp | 1

#3570526 - Friday 11 November 2011 01:34

ehh not that bad. just check around before u get in that shower... something may be behind you

By Mr_Alarm | 12

#3568649 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:11

That sounds like a shi- *gets shot*

leadman1989 | 15

#3570323 - Thursday 10 November 2011 11:25

Who dunnit? *looks around accusingly

Spoonz | 4

#3570351 - Thursday 10 November 2011 11:37

*points toward a guy wearing a scream mask*

By kona314 | 1

#3568651 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:12

That's shitty

Lemuel_fml | 5

#3568693 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:18

Already used a post above you lol

Torva_fml | 16

#3569938 - Thursday 10 November 2011 09:28

That's..... Not creative.

By Lemuel_fml | 5

#3568652 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:12

I wonder how the toilet seat broke in the first place...

cptmorgan6 | 8

#3569386 - Thursday 10 November 2011 05:07

Explosive diarrhea :O

clumsychik | 1

#3570125 - Thursday 10 November 2011 10:52

He was shitting lead logs again.

AshleighNason | 24

#3570488 - Friday 11 November 2011 01:02

it was the pixies

rogo35 | 0

#3570885 - Friday 11 November 2011 04:28

Cause they are to fat.

rastafunk | 0

#3574002 - Saturday 12 November 2011 01:00

65- are you fucking 9?

By FYLDeep | 25

#3568655 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:12

Preventative Maintenance OP. I bet that seat was wobbly for the longest time and you never took action on it. Now you know what happens.

thatsphuckedsoba | 0

#3570828 - Friday 11 November 2011 04:13

It was nroke al ready

By Sebastian_NG | 16

#3568659 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:13

If the toilet sit just slid off put it back again, I once did it when I was like 6 years old

By donnydrivetime | 5

#3568674 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:15

You sound like a fat peice of sh*t and you have to be an idiot. Dumbass.

Lemuel_fml | 5

#3568703 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:20

We're not talking about you or your mom here. We are talking about the OP.

By Blueglasscup | 18

#3568695 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:19

This is like 3 FMLs in one... Fuck your life OP.

By melissaxo3 | 1

#3568700 - Thursday 10 November 2011 04:20

meet your new best friend: Candles.

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