ryanlogan
Canada
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whatheffers
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
Not a swiftie
Sydney, Australia
Tay-Tay rules
Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML
Stu
United States
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Anonymous
Shanghai, China
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
used
Kobe, Japan
Used
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Oh
Winterville, United States
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
johnny
Cape Town, South Africa
Backhanded
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
drunkdial
France
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
Top comments
afdude87 6
maybe this is her way of telling you she has a penis.
kelseyco 0
You should poke her in face and tell her to stop!
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Comments (244)
Haffari 5
Pya her back by Limp Bizkit... and I don't mean the band!!
The_9th_Doctor 18
does she want to take a ride on your disco stick?
CharcoalMcBurnt 5
At times like this I would get a new girlfriend
Comoke1024 19
You're not lying, you're just stunning with your love-glue gunnin'
3DG30FGL0RY 9
YAASS
DeadPixel4 29
I'm tired of people posting on FML, "My girlfriend did something epic and I'm ungrateful so I'm going to bitch about it."
NoOrdinaryNZer 28
Hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing
Mutanttoothbrush 6
Get over it