Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body,... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

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Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By whatswrongwithit?:( - 30/09/2012 19:37 - United States - Chicago

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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

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By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

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Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

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Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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By finallyready - 08/01/2013 19:56 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML

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Pectus excavatum!

By Embarrassing Deformity - 29/07/2023 03:00

Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

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Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

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Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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Finger wagging

By Anonymous - 16/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Edison

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Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML

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By fruitoftheloom - 09/03/2015 05:13 - United States - Scottsdale

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Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML

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kapippenger 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:06

Ahw, poor girl.

charlybarly 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 12:06

hey, at least your getting your ins

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SierraSabotage 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:27

I'm sorry but LOL

tima07 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:34

LMAO best fml ever!!!

fishersbabe 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:11

This is more of and fml for her. She is the one who has to live her life afraid to show her body.

indians1bitch 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:26

at least yu got laid..dont be a selfish prick dude

simsfan 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 3:30

Maybe she has serious scarring.

ktwynn 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:08

I'm in love with you!!!!

fmirza95 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:52

Not gonna lie, I'd be disappointed too.

Cloudmaker 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:12

take it or leave it

mikaylaraymond 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:15

awee poor girly just help her out bud and dont rush her inyo things

fmylifeandursifi 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:27

she ruined a perfectly fine swimsuit :P but hey at least she thinks she looks good in a swimsuit

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