He can just wipe it on the walls. Pretty sure cells have sinks. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Can't say I've ever been in a cell so you're probably right.

That's interesting, considering you're an illegal beagle

That's because they haven't caught him yet. . YET.

Depends on the cell. Often times holding cells won't have any.

It didn't sound like the inmate was in a holding cell, though. Thank you for your input :)

I imagine this in my head and I can't help, but laugh. A grown 400 lbs disgruntled man decides the only way to express his anger is by throwing his homemade turd at someone. I hope I'm not the only person that hopes this gets turned into an illustration lol.

No you're right.

They usually actually eat a bad diet to give themselves diareaa and put it in a foam cup and "chunk" it when the officer pops the food slot open to either cuff them or give them the food tray. This happens mostly in administrative segregation.

Actually that's not uncommon in jails & prisons, especially those where the inmates are locked in their cells 23 hours/day - solitary confinement and the like. They often go a bit crazy and fling their own waste at guards, other inmates, etc. All that time on their hands, they even get creative mixing stuff with their urine or feces so they're often not allowed to have anything in packets or bottles (from ketchup and hot sauce to shampoo). I know someone who has worked at a penitentiary for over 15 years and he tells me some crazy stories but that's actually a common occurrence!

I am, in fact, an illegal beagle, I am accused of sexually assaulting the legs of 69 middle-aged women, but I am still on the run.

..."homemade" turd...

No, I thought it was store bought.

They could send him to prison!

I think he may already be in a lot of shit as it is.

Good use of an old pun, sir. You have my respect #3

This better not turn into another nasty porno

That's shit.

on another note, the 400 lb pig is in jail for a reason. dont let him enjoy it.

Yeah, it stinks. Sorry for all the crappy puns.

What's shitty is the amount of times this pun has been used.

What's shitty is the overused puns , the person commenting that they're overused and then there's me.

#18, from the person who *just*(2 comments ago) said "he's already in a lot of shit"

#6. You are a cunt.

A poo-flinging pow-wow! YEEEEEAH! >_<

Actually, you don't have to throw nor back. He assaulted a prison officer with a biohazardious item. You get to wash off some shit, he gets a few more years. Poor baby. Bet he says they did it cuz of discrimination.

That's a pious way of thinking, good luck to you and all of life's endeavours lol

And good luck in life with that attitude towards others' opinions.

congratulations! you just used the most overused pun on FML

What exactly are you suggesting? Taking advantage of a position of power (in this case, it seems OP is a prision guard) doesn't sound very ethic and professional.

Believe me, op most likely beat the crap out of the prisoner.

Actually, probably more. That is actually a form of assault.