By Anonymous - 13/07/2011 05:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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charlybarly 0

hey, at least your getting your ins

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Lulblast 4

I bet she expected you to be wearing a crotchless wet suit.

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siggles22 0

that's too funny, i'm sorry.....

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corrinaswan 0

awww poor girl your lucky she's even having sex with u

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aerogxt 7

Give her time. She made am effort for you. she loves you. give her time and you'll see it all.

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rockinroyalty 0

Well at least its kinky.

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Pleinair 0

I didn't see a complaint on the color....must have been black. ?(?????)?

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Fortitudine 3

Then she's like tobias from Arrested Development.... And like him, she'll eventually take it all off!

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