slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
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drpepperking10
United States
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Jarryd
Australia
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
toothbreaker
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Foam
Canada
Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
ohmydog
United States
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
sothatsano
Spokane, United States
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Top comments
FMLshark 12
Love hurts.
officeradvil 8
Well sir, that is indeed unfortunate. I hope her dad is a dentist.
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Comments (102)
Jiinxx 8
she must've been really eager.
GDIalex 11
Next time YOU go in for oral sex too fast and break HER front tooth.
ladyLALAA 29
OP's girlfriend is Linda Lovelace?
pdp_fml 21
Your girlfriend must have been very horny! ( my wife said that)
vicky_reoow 1
YOU have a wife?
bassnectar_fml 0
yeah he does click to see his profile . then read his bio .
DomDomxoxo 16
46: Welcome to FML! Before commenting this, you should've checked yourself.
owo_fml 9
Happy early birthday, pdp.
nado13579 12
Happy birthday PDP!! :D
ambowew 7
Totally imagined her diving in like a shark on some helpless mammal.
little_one 20
I imagine the scene from 40 year old virgin when she's sucking on his toe and kicks her in the face. Lips and teeth mashing could be a little gory.
I_Punch_Babies 7
ive had a girl accidentally miss my lips and kiss my teeth once but i think youve got me beat there. FYL
youtubetre_fml 14
Love can be violent !
emstar828 4
This totally sounds like something I would do. That sucks OP. =/
linkinpark98 24
Love hurts!
Ruffclue 9
She is a ToothFairy.
lady1992 5
How the hell did that even happen .?! Was her face made out of metal.?! o_O
eastsidesoldier 7
Lol