Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of three years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no-no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML
Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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Top comments
coolcocoxxx 12
Get out of that. Now.
friedpwnadge 25
She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.
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Comments (150)
coolcocoxxx 12
Get out of that. Now.
ea247 20
I second that dump that hypocrite bitch
Bricktothehead 21
*hypocritical. And yes.
OBTrice 15
Leave. Don't try to be with her. She doesn't feel the same way as you, then it won't work
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Get out of this relationship now. I don't care if she's hot enough to do online stripshows, she's obviously not the one for you.
buttcramp 21
I agree with #1. OP, why would you propose if this is going on?
syki 22
He hasn't been *in* that. :P But, yeah, I agree. I don't normally jump on the dump wagon, but this seems pretty clear-cut.
Jinxsie 27
#29 Most likely he proposed during the 3 years they were together and only recently found out what she was doing.
buttcramp 21
good point 68, hadn't thought of that! OP, this really sucks but at least you dodged a bullet.
fivetimeslonger 24
I agree. Take the hint. Bounce.
wcc7777777 5
He obviously loves her, seeing how he proposed to her twice. I would hope he would try to talk to her before he dumps her.
eyepuppy 31
with actions and attitudes like this, she probably won't make a good partner. leave before it's too late.
Saintdyn 9
Just because he loves her doesn't not mean she loves him in the same way.
friedpwnadge 25
She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.
ohSNAPyall 27
"But it's OK because I only did that for money. To support us!"
randompizzaguy 17
only okay when you're cooking meth.
kewpiesuicide 29
That's quite an assumption...
pizzzah 9
maybe thats because she isn't ready for the commitment? maybe you should rethink marrying her.....
pizzzah 9
wait hold on a sec, so OP hasnt had sex or jacked off for THREE YEARS? Be free OP! Be freeee (I suppose he would have jacked off when she wasn't there, but still)
Saikon1357 25
Yeah... You need to get out of that immediately
killinpoptarts 9
I'm not one on jumping out of relationships but I would seriously re-evaluate that. And also have a serious sit down talk
ChristianH39 30
If she's this hypocritical I don't think talking is going to help very much.
Fmlsea 28
seriously she's doing online strip shows! her own bf hasnt seen her naked ,but yet half the guys on the Internet have op has more then enough reason to leave her.
GirlGamer12345 22
Why are you dating someone who does online strip shows?
Pesticides 19
He might just be in love with a stripper! But seriously people don't openly disclose that while attracting a mate, wgich in this case was op.
smokecloud_ 37
It's not the fact that she's a stripper, because if both parties are comfortable with it there's nothing wrong with it. It's not bad that she wants to wait for marriage for sex, either. (although I personally could not, and believe it's a good idea to have sex before marriage, but to each their own.) But to think he shouldn't ********** is a reg flag, coupled with stripping for men who are OBVIOUSLY going to jerk off to her striptease, is what did it for me. OP, you're in an unhealthy relationship and you should get out ASAP.
kingdomgirl94 29
Smokecloud made all the points I wanted to. Waiting for marriage isn't bad, being a stripper isn't bad, its your body and honestly showing it off for money when so many people show theirs off for notes on a post for free? There are worse things. Telling him he can't ********** is the deal breaker here for me. Let op jerk himself all he wants, he can touch his own body, it does belong to him after all.
Jinxsie 27
#5 I'm guess he didn't even know until just recently.
more4me 27
#46 Smokecloud totally nailed it ! That's it exactly. best of luck to you, op !
sjbartholome 14
well #5 it said he FOUND OUT that she is doing that. Why do you assume he knew this and was okay with this?
Chellybelly92 14
So you can't jack off...but she can be the basis of strangers jacking off...alrighty then.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You have to wonder if she'd be okay with him jacking off to her stripshow then.
SirMichael 13
Be glad she said no to your proposal and dump her.
ChristianH39 30
That as my first thought, upon learning of her strip shows OP should be relieved that she said no
Durantye 8
I am rarely one for the 'dump them' card but stripping for other men and telling OP no sex till marriage and not to **********. This is a bit ridiculous, she sounded annoying at the no masturbating part but she does online strip shows? That is ****** up.
rocker_chick23 27
Break it off now. She will only get worse.
oddities 20
OP, that's not a healthy relationship. The power imbalance isn't okay and the double standards she has aren't either. That's the kind of relationship you need to either get out of or talk through in couples therapy, depending on how much you both want it to work out. And, from the looks of her rejections, the former might be the preference. I'd try to work it out first though, unless there are worse things being omitted from us or she has cheated on you. Then, just get out whilst you can.
belljars 22
This is obviously not going to work out