Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
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FMLshark 12
Love hurts.
officeradvil 8
Well sir, that is indeed unfortunate. I hope her dad is a dentist.
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mizzy1 0
My husband sorta did something similar to me just the other day he went to my face to fast and chipped my left front tooth right in the middle tlk about love hurtin! Good luck at the dentist OP hope it wasn't too painful for you!
thatsuxslol 3
We'll at least ukno she's been working out her lips
NightlyChecker 6
Isn't that an FML for her as well? I would be embarrassed if that ever happened to me.