Love: Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my...

By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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By Foam - 26/12/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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FMLshark 12

Sunday 20 May 2012 11:57

Love hurts.

officeradvil 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 11:55

Well sir, that is indeed unfortunate. I hope her dad is a dentist.

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Peatothesea 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 19:33

YDI for having weak bones. :p

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 20 May 2012 23:54

Peatothesea: YDI for making up a piece of information to click YDI. Douchebag...

pajamasam13 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 20:52

That happened to me... I still have a chipped tooth as a reminder of him -_-

underguarded 20

Sunday 20 May 2012 23:18

How hard is her lips?

leoncheesecake 5

Sunday 20 May 2012 23:51

You need a better dentist

KitaBrah 0

Monday 21 May 2012 0:03

Awesome girl friend

RawEndo 1

Monday 21 May 2012 0:20

What is she a t-rex?

fmessiah 17

Monday 21 May 2012 1:39

39- nope just walking home after a night out by myself. 83 - no I don't, also when I grow a full beard all of the hair goes in the same direction so it looks like I brush it!

mccoole727 13

Monday 21 May 2012 3:47

It was prom too! :(

gracevet88 0

Monday 21 May 2012 5:47

My cousin put a coffee mug by my face and somehow my tooth got chopped on it

gracevet88 0

Monday 21 May 2012 5:49

I chipped my tooth on a coffee mug my cousin shuved in my face. And my bro broke two teeth on a dresser. The teeth marks r still there

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