Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We've had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
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SS99_fml 20
I'm not sure if this is a hairy situation or a shitty one....
dinosxxrawr 22
I'm amazed she successfully unclogged a toilet with a hairbrush. cool points for her.
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Comments (80)
perdix 31
Sounds like a classic dominance move. Your girlfriend is showing your mom who "owns" you now. I guess you could be flattered she'd do that, but it was kind of a ******** move.
Misskreher 30
Well ydi, OP. Should've had a plunger or a less stupider girlfriend.
PeteyPablo12308 20
"Less stupider"? Hmm...
TheShadyMilkman 15
Apparently grammar is not their strong suite...
Zebediabolical 45
*suit
TheShadyMilkman 15
I just owned myself trying to be a smartass... Smooth
jlynpa 10
This is when you, as a good boyfriend, take the blame, apologize to your mom for "accidentally dropping it in the toilet", and buy her a new one. you dont want it like the Seinfeld toothbrush episode. Only worse then using it to unclog is washing it off and watching mom use that thing in her hair, blech!!!
Mr_Loudmouth 9
She is def a keeper! Bad ass McGuiver skills
trippymane 6
Props to her, idk how she would even use that hahaha. And wtf a plunger is necessary in all homes
disney_blonde 16
This is why you keep a plunger in every bathroom. Not like they're expensive. Go to the dollar store!
RinaRina 9
Male her buy your mom a new one. End of :)
vladimirnabokov 15
That's exactly why I can't use the bathroom in public or at other people's houses. That must've been incredibly embarrassing :( although she should've just called you for it instead of ruining someone else's hairbrush. I imagine that didn't do a great job unclogging the toilet either.
rt567 15
oh my, I'm sure there could have been a different plan, like maybe buying a plunger, which will also help for later use.
Ziggy122 15
And that's why I just can't shit in public or in anyone else's house...