By oh shit - United States - Palatine
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
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By  jgmarines  |  4

Sounds like you're a great boyfriend but also a little shitty at the same time ;)

By  CerSpence  |  11

OP, if you think it may make anyone feel better, you could (subtly) suggest the two of you start an exercise/diet together. Help her lose some weight and maybe prevent you from dropping a load every time you try to lift something heavy :)

  acerredrum  |  23

Not suggesting that she exercise, suggesting that they do it together. "Hey baby, I've really been wanting to start going to the gym. Would you like to come with me? It would make my work out all the better if I had you there to keep me company." I personally find working out with my s/o enjoyable. :]

  vairyhagina  |  11

Or Op could get someone to follow her around with a trumpet wearing a no fat chicks shirt while screaming fat jokes and greasing up doorways with butter every time she walks into a room until she looses weight...


He should care. About her health, that is. I don't care if my s/o has a little extra weight on him. I do care if he has more than a little and he's headed toward increased risk for about a million conditions. Also, working out with my S/O is fun. He motivates me to lift a little heavier and get those last reps done right :)

  MrsFlowers  |  9

What the fuck is wrong with you? Yes, that's a serious question. Are you being serious? You're such an asshole. You clearly don't think before you say something, or in this case you're something. Please refrain from commenting anymore, because every time you do the stupidity level shoots up. All it means is she has a little more to love. So back the fuck off because you're going to be the one to die alone. But thank you for giving us insight to the black place that's your heart.


34, I get the family guy reference, but that was unnecessary and uncalled for. I barely even cracked a smile when I watch that part of the episode. weight gain is not something that can be taken lightly and leads to low self esteem and dangerous measures to become "skinny" again. I agree with working out with your s/o because it not only gives them that motivation, but it is a lot of fun and you forget you're at the gym when you're getting a workout.